Biden to Present Citizens Medal to Honor Liz Cheney
President Biden will award the Presidential Citizens Medal, one of the nation’s highest civilian honors, to 20 people on Thursday afternoon, including former Representative...
The FBI Spokesperson Is a “Moron?”
The FBI needs to hire better people. The following is the FBI's initial statement. Earlier today, the FBI spokesperson said, "This is not a...
Pramila Wins the Dumbest December Clown World Post
Congratulations go to Pramily Jayapal for having the Dumbest Clown World post of the month. Pramila Jayapal won for Dumb December Clown World Post....
The World Bank Lost $41B in Global Clown World
Recent reports from Oxfam reveal that the World Bank has failed to account for up to $41 billion (£31 billion ) from donor countries...
Gasbag Chris Christie Weighs in on the Coming End of Elon Musk
Gasbag Chris Christie is trying to draw a wedge between Elon Musk and Donald Trump by claiming all people close to Trump have a...
San Francisco Health Department Hires a “Fat Positivity” Expert
San Francisco hired a Fat Positivity expert. Of course, it's San Francisco. Virgie Tovar, the author of ‘You Have the Right to Remain Fat”...
We Leave You With Justice Ketanje on Broadway – Very Cringe
Ketanje's appearance on Broadway is bad. Justice Brown Jackson thinks she is a star, but she looks like she is performing in a grammar...
NSC Tells Undercover Reporter About Biden’s Dead Brain
National Security Council Advisor Henry Appel told an undercover journalist that "Biden is like dead" and can't say a sentence. For example, he would...
DoD Acting Like Absolute Clowns Over Climate Change in Africa
The Department of Defense is very concerned about climate change affecting security in Africa. Meanwhile, our borders are open. We have drones on the...
John Kerry’s Official Portrait Depicts Him As He Imagines Himself
John Kerry currently holds no office in the US government, but just this week, he revealed his official portrait that will hang in the...